10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives ‘bad hair day’ a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.

6. So that, with a little help from Muzak, you can add ‘Exotic Dancer’ to your exaggerated CV.

5. To stop those letches in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

4. ‘I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my trousers.’

3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

..and THE NUMBER ONE REASON TO GO TO WORK NAKED:

Your boss is always yelling, ‘I want to see your ass in here by 8 am!’

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